SILICON VALLEY – “MARKET PENETRATION”
Erlich realizes that Richard has feelings for Monica and tries to get him laid so that he’ll forget about her. Dinesh and Gilfoyle are tasked with finding Pied Piper a female coding intern but end up pissing off a teenage hacker.
THE BIG BANG THEORY – “THE SEXUAL COMPETENCY CORRELATION”
Leonard accidentally records Sheldon and Amy having sex and feels insecure when he sees how good Sheldon is in bed. Raj agrees for his dog Cinnamon and his coworker’s dog to have puppies but approaches it like an “arranged marriage” and requires that the suitor’s parents first meet Cinnamon’s mom and dad, Raj and Howard.
NEW GIRL – “LIMITLESS”
Jess’ old Volvo breaks down and she’s forced to overcome her fear of riding the bus. Schmidt gets jealous when Cece and Winston start spending more time together. Nick can’t drink for a week and discovers that he’s become Limitless, like the movie/cancelled CBS show.